- Me: You only tolerate supernatural because you like Jensen Ackles
- Dad: What? Who's ankles?
- Me: *casually dies*
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*abruptly stops dancing* I don’t what book to buy!!!!*cries*
*dances around in circle and sings* I’m going to the boook store I’m going to the book store. I’m gonna buy some books.*dances violently and screams* I’M GOING TO THE BOOK STORE!!!!
I was hyper and crazy this morning and I was studying with a friend and i was reading a question about Thomas Paine and I was like “Thomas Moffat” and my friend was confused and i said “same thing. Now instead of saying pain we should say Moffat.” and my friend was like “Yeah” and I said “Where is the Moffat? Um The Moffat is in my finger” Then I slammed my head on my desk and laughed for about 10 minutes.
[moffat voice] canon johnlock? lmao no [trips] [hundreds of pages of tjlc material spill out of jacket] th-that’s not the direction we’re taking the show [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just—damn it [thousands of pages of johnlock evidence scatter across the floor] shit this isn’t what it looks like i swear